The internet has brought us many things. Instant global communication, online shopping and fan-sites on ninjas but to name a few. The internet has also brought us a fair amount of idiots. Actually, it’s an unfair amount of idiots but they do make for entertaining reading as the website Bash.org proves. Here are a few of my favourites:
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
<studdud> what the f*ck is wtf
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
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<knightmare> …
<Mendo> lmao there’s a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
Inspired, I submitted my own quote from a conversation I had yesterday with a member of the IPS team who shall remain anoynmous.
Me: BTW, I’m listening to Celine Dion’s "Holy Night"
Me: That Canadian wafe sure can bellow out a tune.
Anonymous: That’s what I be sayin’ dawg!
Anonymous: These playa hatahs in the office don’t be knowin what da hell they be talkin bout
Me: That’s incredibly ghetto for a white man listening to Celine Dion.
Anonymous: You’re off my xmas card list!
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Very Funny
whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
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hey folks..
anyone know of a good php chan?
#php
thanks.
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sux my dick
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losers
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weeeee
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lazy b*stards
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alright im sorry
help me with my php now plz
will php work on old browsers?
This one is what you call dedication:
my boobs hurt
anyone wanna masage them ?
well maybe some other time
im still installing php atm
Bah, it removed all the triangle brackets thinking they were tags. >_
LOL
That 6th quote is priceless :p
That last guy was Rikki wasn’t it
haha No. Two is wiked!
That’s funny I had an interesting conversation with a ghetto-fied white man on that same day, must have been a bug in the IPS offices.
Me: i dont know if I should know what the rents is, but i’m too cool to ask
Anonymous: his parents
Anonymous: lol
Anonymous: you’ve never heard of the ‘rents ?
Anonymous: You are so uncool
Me:
Anonymous: Whereas I am hip like that, dawg.
Me: pffffffffffffft
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