October 2009

X Factor Wrap Up #3

October 26, 2009

Yes, it’s Monday; it’s the X Factor result show wrap up blog post! If you were the talent booker for the X Factor and had to book two big names to perform on the result’s show who would you pick after crazy eyed Robbie and dead eyed Whitney spun almost as many column inches as [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

October 25, 2009

More fun at the park. http://pic.gd/645122 # I swear we just saw Silent Bob walking down our street. Long coat, beard, cap; the lot. @thatkevinsmith still in the UK? # Another articulate and intelligent column from @RealDMitchell: http://tinyurl.com/ygst8oe # RT @richardpbacon: Jan Moir implies few complainants have read her article, read & RT http://bit.ly/4dGkoT #ivereadthejanmoirgatelyarticle [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

October 25, 2009

More fun at the park. http://pic.gd/645122 # I swear we just saw Silent Bob walking down our street. Long coat, beard, cap; the lot. @thatkevinsmith still in the UK? # Another articulate and intelligent column from @RealDMitchell: http://tinyurl.com/ygst8oe # RT @richardpbacon: Jan Moir implies few complainants have read her article, read & RT http://bit.ly/4dGkoT #ivereadthejanmoirgatelyarticle [...]

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X Factor Wrap Up

October 19, 2009

Another Sunday, another episode of our favourite car crash TV program. This week’s result show had a lot to live up to. Last week’s show had Alexandra in a dress made entirely of chocolate gold coins and Robbie Williams attacking the stage like a mad man on Halloween. We weren’t disappointed. Let’s be honest. No [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18

October 18, 2009

Going to write a book re-telling the classic Jekyl & Hyde but with a twist: "Jacqueline Hide". Think Hammer Horror meets Sex & The City. # Ah. #xfactor kicks off with a group song. Simon's boys all wearing maniacal shit eating grins. # Andrea's life has changed dramatically since winning #xfactor last year what with [...]

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Xfactor Wrap Up

October 11, 2009

Sunday’s new XFactor show opened with the magnificent twelve attacking the stage with a group number. Simon’s boys fixed the camera with shit eating grins that had the hallmarks of a frustrated choreographer shouting: “no, more!”; and sang perfectly off key. The other acts joined in at strategic points. Most remembered to put the microphone [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

October 11, 2009

RT @serafinowicz: I love all the different words Americans use for things, but 'frosting' is the icing on the cake. # Motivational sayings not used at NASA: "The sky is the limit". # Incredibly disappointed that Nicole didn't get through on #xfactor. And those stupid twins did. # Snake Pliskin is currently kicking ass on [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

October 4, 2009

Debbie knows hotly tipped #nicole from #xfactor. Although tenuous, this is my new claim to fame. # Twight twight tweveryone. Tweet twoo twin twa tworning. Proof that adding "tw" to normal words is neither big nor clever. Tweriously. # Katie Price to feature in rollercoaster gameshow. Would be a terrible thing if she was flung [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

October 4, 2009

Debbie knows hotly tipped #nicole from #xfactor. Although tenuous, this is my new claim to fame. # Twight twight tweveryone. Tweet twoo twin twa tworning. Proof that adding "tw" to normal words is neither big nor clever. Tweriously. # Katie Price to feature in rollercoaster gameshow. Would be a terrible thing if she was flung [...]

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