Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-01

• If you're overweight, unemployed, have horror children and hate your spouse then you're in the perfect demographic for a C4 reality TV show. #
• Listening to the magnificent Lynyrd Skynyrd. Srly th bst wy 2 strt Myndy! #
• About to tear up some working code in the name of progress. Working on #ipb #039;s gallery. #
• Invision Power Services: IP.Nexus First Pre-Sale http://bit.ly/aqlX0G #
• Nexus pre-sale sold out in an hour. Thanks #ipb community, you rock. Let's make some great software together. #
• Hey #Peterborough need a mechanic? Give MP Autos a ring – http://j.mp/9emDmP – friends new business. Honest & reliable. Top guy. #
• Wasn't paid for that tweet, but he did just fix my car. Honest mechanics are rare. #
• Just put an order into the good chaps at @cavemansnacks ready for our weekend's camping in darkest Norfolk. #
• If Apple wants to be a major player it needs to start behaving like one
  http://gu.com/p/2th6v/ip #
• Apple's new trackpad looks pretty neat. http://bit.ly/8X6mAa – Plus it's under £60! It's almost an impulse purchase! #
• And it was. I have ordered a magic track pad! The iPhone made me. #
• Curiously annoyed that Twitter for iPhone doesn't capitalise the first letter when replying to someone. #
• Someone asked me to describe myself in 140 characters. I said I only need two. Forrest Gump and Han Solo. #
• RT @IvyBean104 ivy passed away peacefully at 12.08 this morning – Very sad news indeed. #
• After using a Blackberry for two years, I am convinced my iPhone blinks its red LED at me. Only it doesn't have one. #
• Lovely to see that "Ivy Bean" is trending in the UK. No less than she deserves. #
• Remember kids, some people are born stupid, some others cultivate it through years of practise. #justsaying #
• I just ate an apple so delicious I'm tempted to have another one. I know. It's the crazy life I lead! #
• I am working a customer's site. Apple related site. Was so absorbed reading their news topics I forgot it wasn't a social visit. #
• I broke a server using @dancryer as my evil proxy. #
• I've been staring at the #ipb Gallery SQL for an hour trying to resist rewriting it. #
• Great idea for a game mashup: HALO Google Street View. Enter a post code and start blowing up your friends houses. Genius. #
• Watched "remember me" tonight. Really enjoyed it. Turns out R Patz can act when not pretending to be a shiny vampire. #
• A massive congratulations to @XenForo on a great launch. I look forward to many years of healthy competition! #
• In other news, Luke just sat down beside me and said "Hello Princess". #
• Watching 300 on Blu-Ray. Well, if you're going to see man-nipples, they may as well be in hi-def. #
• Things learnt so far: Spartans only communicate by shouting; they're all Scottish; they love a bushy beard; Gerard Butler waxes his buttocks #
• Finished 300. Not bad. Nearly 2 hours long. Reckon they could have wrapped it up in around 40 mins without the slo-mo. #
• “@kanyewest: thoughts on Twitter so far…at the end of the day, God damnit I'm killing this shit!!!" Oh good. More famous people. #
• Kanye has settled right in. He's tweeting pictures of various nicknacks from around his house. Good job, buddy! #
• Dinner anyone? http://twitpic.com/2a230m #
• Laying in my tent listening to people attempting to play cheap plastic vuvuzela. So glad they sell them here. #
• Our home for three days. http://twitpic.com/2a4ksa #
• This is where Luke decided to sleep. On my bladder. And yes, Toy Story PJs. Um. Luke likes them…. http://twitpic.com/2a4n61 #
• Rain is noisy in a tent. So are drunk people. Overheard "I'm soaked through. Where's my f*****g tent?" #
• Cheeky boy! http://twitpic.com/2ah234 #
• Ready to make some trouble. http://twitpic.com/2ah27e #
• Laying in the tent. Luke is still asleep. I'm listening to "Elbow" while browsing #ipb and trying not to think about needing to pee. #
• Camping breakfast. Yum. http://twitpic.com/2ampw8 #

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