Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-15

• RT @DerrenBrown Brian Blessed to voice TomTom SatNav systems http://bit.ly/bwhbP6 < Perfect if you need someone shouting at you. #
• RT @citalan @dancryer A big change is coming Dan #AzhlanBB << Interesting?! New software to enter the market? #
• When a programmer is feeling lazy and unwilling to do a task, he'll spend three days writing a program to do it for him. #fact #
• Regarding previous tweet -of course programmers can be women too. Wasn't being sexist. Now make me a cup of tea and get that vacuuming done! #
• Adore this song "I Miss You" by "The Hours". Written for his late father. http://bit.ly/cZJ4xp – For anyone who has ever loved and lost. #
• Invision Power Services: IP.Nexus Second Pre-Sale #ipb http://bit.ly/cl0TZL #
• Working on a laptop with a 2 year old shouting "Oh no doggie" in my left ear while pushing a toy car through my hair. #
• Just watched Shutter Island. What a bloody good film. Lots to chew on. Scorsese just a genius. Loved it. #
• “@Twilight_Deb: New hair. http://twitpic.com/2dcycl” Dad and Son haircuts today. #
• Must stay focused today. If you see me randomly tweeting about origami birds, please send around the mind police. Thanks. #
• Sssh. I'm working. #
• Dear @Twitter. You might want to check your GROUP BY http://www.mattmecham.com/skitch/Shades-20100811-183409.jpg #
• Lost: Summer days. Last seen disappearing over the coast. If found, please direct to England. Ice cream for all reward. #
• Love how the media is excited that an open source OS loaded on a dozen mobile brands has more users than iOS proprietary hard/software. #duh #
• Morning Twitterville. How was your night? See any meteors? I didn't. #
• In other news, reverse smilies confuse me. ): #
• I've been up since 6am drinking coffee. It's probably best if I close twitter. #twitch #
• The #ipb status updates have been hijacked by Chuck Norris. http://bit.ly/cd5C9t #
• I think I could doubly my output if I didn't obsess over neat spacing and PHPDoc. #
• Listening to the glorious "Lost Trails" by "Butterfly Explosion". http://bit.ly/aTbeuG – Beautiful. #
• Listening to the rain. It's proper throwing it down. Love the sound of rain at night. #
• And thanks to @AzhriaLilu and @BBSmiley for the #ff #
• Debbie accused me of using her face wash today. Luckily she didn't notice the lip stick, mascara and high heels. #
• My iPhone is so macho. I dropped it into a glass of water. It drank the lot, belched loudly and told me to fetch it a proper damned drink. #
• I dropped my Blackberry into a glass of water. It scheduled an emergency meeting and waited for the rescue service books to be pushed to it. #
• Debbie: Do you think there will be anymore androids in the sky tonight?
  Me: No. No meteors either. #
• Time to sleep. Perchance to dream. And maybe not get woken at 6am by our Ginger alarm clock. #
• Up and out early to feed the ducks in the rain. Like a sadistic PT Luke had me running back to the car with him, jumping on demand. #
• Started watching True Blood. I think they're making up for all the sex not in Twilight. #
• Wow 2689% APR? sign me up! http://twitpic.com/2ez4qy #
• Guess where we are http://twitpic.com/2f07ku #

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